Matt is:
Playing:
| Zack and Wiki |
| Mass Effect |
| GTA4 |
Listening to:
A Sense of Purpose - In Flames
Reading:
Demon Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark - Carl Sagan
Byrn is:
Playing:
| GH World Tour |
| Rock Band 2 |
| Prototype |
| Mass Effect (again) |
Listening to:
Black Holes and Revelations - Muse
Reading:
Thirteen (Black Man) - Richard Morgan
You may be wondering what brought this site into being. Basically we go to the
cinema a lot on Sundays and see 2-4 films.
On occasion this has led to people asking us what's good on at the cinema.
Unfortunately we don't have great memories, so can usually only talk about the
last couple of films we'd seen and even then usually not in any detail due to
not having really thought about the high/low points that might recommend it
You might think this site is here because we are lazy (i.e. someone asks us what
is good at the moment we hand them a card with this web address on it) that may
be partly the case but it is also so we will have thought about the films we
have seen so may be able to give a response of more depth that "its alright".
So that's how this site came about. Why was it developed in secret? Well,
knowing the people we are, we decided not to say anything about it in case we
couldn't be arsed to actually do it.
After extensive field work and discussions with the top minds available to us at the local tescos and a polling of dominos pizza delivery drivers we came up with this rating scale to use for our films and other reviews.
We have qualified each level with a film or two to show roughly what level of enjoyment you may get when watching this film.
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Rating
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Description
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Films
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God no. Not even if they paid me
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Creep
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Better than watching paint dry
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Road Kill, Wrong Turn*
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If you need something to watch while eating, and it happens to be on..
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Fast and the Furious
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Not the first choice but then again not awful
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Hulk
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Not bad. Entertaining but not exceptional
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SWAT
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Well worth watching
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Hitch Hikers Guide, Hellboy
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Reccomended viewing. A good film, but not massively must-see-this-now.
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Princess Bride, Lock Stock.
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Stop reading this and go see it.
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Sixth Sense
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| * Only got 1 because Eliza Dushku was in it |